Hello Dear Readers!! I know what you are looking for here, The best Mirzapur dialogues Right! We have collected nearly 15 dialogues from Guddu bhaiya, Munna and many others for you. 🙂
If you haven’t watched the Mirzapur series before then after seeing the epic dialogues from the Series you can’t resist yourself from watching the Mirzapur. 😉
Before going for the previous season we have an article on “Mirzapur Season 2” complete cast, season 2 plotline, First, look and a lot more you can also check this out Mirzapur Season 2.
Also, it is supposed to be the death of a few characters in season 2.
Seeing this statement of Vikrant Massey, he said that it is not informed to him that he is going to die in the finale season although he is also shocked by this twist in the Mirzapur.
Check out this Video of Vikrant Massey.
Now it’s time for the favorite part. Yes, the dialogues of the Mirzapur 😉 we have collected some of the few dialogues of the characters like Kaleen bhaiya, Guddu Bhaiya, and my own favorite Bablu.
Top 15 Best Mirzapur Dialogues
The season 2 is coming soon before that let’s revise some of the hilarious dialogue of the Mirzapur series. I know you have remembered them all if you are a true Mirzapur Fan.
1. “Shuru Majboori Mei Kie the Ab Mja Aa Raha Hai”
2. “Neta Bana Hai to Gunde Palo, Gunde Bano Mat”
3. “Attack Mei Bhi Gun, Defense Me Bhi Gun Hum Banayenge Mirzapur Ko Amrica”
4. “Dar Ki Yahi Dikkat Hai Ke Kabhi Bhi Khatam Ho Skta Hai”
5. “Ijjat Nahi Krte Darte Hai Sab”
6. “Agli Baar Munna Bhaiya Ghar Aaye Zinda Wapas Hi Nahi Laute Toh”
7. “Guns Ki Maddad Se Dar Nahi Bhadana Gun Ki Maddad Se Darr Bhadhana Hai”
8. “Yha 28 tarin Rukti hai Or kitni Nahi Rukti 64 Matlab Yha Aana Aasan Hai Jha Se Jana Mushkil”
9. “Jis Raaste Pe Hum Chal Rahe Hain Woh Hai One ay Na Reverse Gear Hai Na U-Turn”
10. “Bade Harami Ho beta”
11. “Hum Karte Hai Parbhand Ap Chinta Mat Kijiye”
12. “Budhi Bahut Tej Hai Tumhari”
13. “Ab Chahe Saal Aapke Ghar Mein Dosti Karle Rehta to Zahreela Hi Hai Na”
14. “Ladki Khubsurat Ho Na Toh Game Khel Sakte Hain”
15. “Aurat Ki Khushi Hamesha Aadmi Se Upar Hoti H”
Top 12 Mirzapur Abusing Dialogue
1.”Mirzapur Ki Gaand Phaadke Rakh Deenge”
2. “Horny Gaand Main Daal Dende Abhi”
3. “Middle Class Aadmi- Aadmi Nahi Chutiya Hota Hai”
4. “Bawaal System Hai Bey Saara System Hil Jaata Hai”
5. “Mata Ji Yahan Hai. Bhen Ji Yaha Hai. Maa-bhen Ek Krne Mai Aasani Hogi”
6. “Aur Tum Itni Chhoti Se Baat Pe Hag Diye Baye”
7. “Zindagi Ho Toh Aisi Ho, Zinda Toh Jhaat Ke Baal Bhi Hain”
8.“oh Bhosdii Waley Chacha. Rest Kariye, Varna Rest in Peace Ho Jaoge”
9. “Chutiya Hain Tumhara Ladka”
“Chutiya Hain Woh Important Nahi Hai. Hamara Ladka Hai, Woh Important Hai”
10. “Gaand Naa Phulao Maa Chod Denge Hum”
11. “Papa Ko Lagta Hai Ki Hum Chutiya Hai”
12. “Abey Padhai Likhai Main Dhyan Lagao Na Vayad Bano Aur Desh Ko Sambhalo”
The above article is just for the revision of the season 1 dialogues for the Mirzapur. Get ready for the ‘New Dialogues” of the “New Season”. If you haven’t watched the trailer and information regarding the Mirzapur season 2 here we have a complete article on this.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q- Is Mirzapur season 2 out?
A- No the season 2 is not out yet. It will be released on the 23rd of October 2020.
Q- Best Mirzapur Dialogue by Kaleen Bhaiya.
A- “Neta Banna Hai To Gunde Palo, Gunde Bano Mat” is some of the best dialogue of Kaleen Bhaiya and is loved by everyone.
Q- Bablu Bhaiya in Mirzapur real name?
A-Vikrant Massey is the name of the actor playing the role of Bablu Bhaiya in Mirzapur.
Q- Mirzapur 2 release date?
A-October 23,2020 is the release date for the Mirzapur 2.